Vincent Daniels - "Aspiring Illustrator" (read Slacker)
Age:32
Black Male
Marital Status: Married
Occupation: Help-Desk Technician

> Detroit born-and-raised. Goes by many aliases (Scytheus, vincious, etc) Usually seems to put people off for doing things that "aren't black"; like listening to death metal and goth music. Most of the bands this miscreant listens to aren't even known by any of his neighbors. Some of this vile churl's past-times are playing vid-games (and no sports - for shame), anime, manga, collecting swords, watching horror movies, web-surfing, drawing, reading and philosophy. And what's worse than all this - he's a leftist Liberal.

Should you encounter this wretch we of the Rightful-Thinking and Popular Citizens of Society Committee advise you to vacate from his vicinity. At the very least, ignore his rantings. He will, no doubt try to advise you to become some sort of "free-thinker". Remember: All artists are slackers. Happiness is what others are supposed to feel not what you feel. You cannot get along, unless you just go along.